birthday

outside: happy belated birthday
inside: self absorption sure is time consuming

outside: happy birthday motherfucker
inside: blank

outside: happy birthday!
inside: you are a punk and i love you.

outside: happy birthday…
inside: let’s get pickled!

outside: it’s your birthday
inside: let’s get naked and lick each other!

outside: slugs are a challenge to love
inside: unlike you. happy birthday!

outside: you bacon
inside: there is no comparison. happy birthday

outside: you may be a year older…
inside: but you can barely notice.