celebrations

outside: soon the special day will come…
inside: until then we will brace ourselves. congratulations!

outside: congratulations
inside: you may now have sexual intercourse

outside: let’s form ourselves into a half donut and wear silly hats this holiday season
inside: glad to be getting through it with you.

outside: fuck christmas let’s fuck
inside: blank

outside: happy belated birthday
inside: self absorption sure is time consuming

outside: i love you…
inside: i love your baby. Congratulations

outside: i simply adore the holidays…
inside: they give me that comfy bloated kinda feeling.

outside: it’s your birthday
inside: let’s get naked and lick each other!

outside: some people find the holidays stressful…
inside: I just say, bring it on Beotch!