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# 118 TITS inside: have a happy one!
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#111 HOUSE- inside: congratulations!
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#112 HOTFLASHES- inside: Hot flashes probably.
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#113 RETIRED- inside: time to get naked and go yachting with hookers!
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#115 FUCKFACE- inside: he was kind of a fuckface anyways.
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#118 DINOSAUR- inside: but we still find you amusing! happy birthday!
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#122 BAKED inside: let’s get baked and eat nachos!
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#125 FATHERS DAY inside: happy father’s day!
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#126 STREETS inside: we were all sure you’d end up on the streets!
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#141 WINO inside: let’s deck the fucking halls!
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Any 5 Cards for $20 Bucks
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OUT OF STOCK #114 LEAVING- inside: what was your name again?
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OUT OF STOCK!!! #127 F’N GRADUATED inside: congratulations!
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OUT OF STOCK#068 BACON- inside: there is no comparison. happy birthday+
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#084 COOL- inside: what happened exactly? Happy Birthday!
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OUT OF STOCK #107 FUCKING FORGET- single: i don’t know why… because i actually find you quite charming
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#065 HELIUM- inside: let’s suck helium and do shots
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#097 Surprising- inside: surprising how many times this can happen. happy birthday again.
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#007 TATTOO- inside: on my ass
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OUT OF STOCK #098 CONGRATS MOFOS- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK#106 TANKED- inside: especially when we’re getting tanked together
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#095 HOLD inside: your hand is still the best one to hold.
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OUT OF STOCK #045 FART- inside: we laughed and farted all the way home.
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OUT OF STOCK#086 RAINBOWS- inside: blank
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#105 DAUGHTER- inside: you are a bitch and I love you.
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#090 INTERESTING MAN- inside: interesting as in weird. Happy Birthday!
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OUT OF STOCK#093 MORE LIKE YOU- inside: until I found out how old you were. happy birthday nonetheless
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#103 F’N PREGNANT!- inside: blank
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#102 F’N DIVORCED- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK#092 OH LIFE- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK#083 THANK YOU- inside: blank
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#088 TULIP- inside: blank
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#133 MERRY CHRISTMAS MOFOS- inside: blank
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#136 OH FUCK- inside: happy holidays
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#139 RUN- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK#138 POTATOES- inside: like, pass the potatoes motherfucker!
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#134 COCKSMAS- inside: blank
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#132 HOOKERS- inside: hookers and rainbows
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#131 HAWAII- inside: i prefer to stay home and argue with my family.
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OUT OF STOCK#129 HANUKKAH- inside: blank
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