outside: a celebration is nigh inside: let’s suck helium and do shots!
outside: a gift from god inside: congratulations!
outside: you are always always in my thoughts inside: blank
outside: the thought of losing you makes me want to barf inside: blank
outside: soon the special day will come… inside: until then we will brace ourselves. congratulations!
outside: i wanna fuck you in a kayak or canoe inside: blank
outside: i was planning on playing computer games tonight inside: but the thought of your hot ass might get in the way.
outside: congratulations inside: you may now have sexual intercourse
outside: you so pretty you make my eyes crooked inside: blank
outside: dearest brother inside: you stink and i love you
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