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# 118 TITS inside: have a happy one!
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#111 HOUSE- inside: congratulations!
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#112 HOTFLASHES- inside: Hot flashes probably.
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#113 RETIRED- inside: time to get naked and go yachting with hookers!
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#115 FUCKFACE- inside: he was kind of a fuckface anyways.
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#118 DINOSAUR- inside: but we still find you amusing! happy birthday!
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#122 BAKED inside: let’s get baked and eat nachos!
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#125 FATHERS DAY inside: happy father’s day!
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#126 STREETS inside: we were all sure you’d end up on the streets!
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#141 WINO inside: let’s deck the fucking halls!
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OUT OF STOCK #114 LEAVING- inside: what was your name again?
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OUT OF STOCK!!! #127 F’N GRADUATED inside: congratulations!
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OUT OF STOCK#068 BACON- inside: there is no comparison. happy birthday+
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#084 COOL- inside: what happened exactly? Happy Birthday!
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OUT OF STOCK #107 FUCKING FORGET- single: i don’t know why… because i actually find you quite charming
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#065 HELIUM- inside: let’s suck helium and do shots
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#097 Surprising- inside: surprising how many times this can happen. happy birthday again.
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#015 WICKED TEAM- inside: blank
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#007 TATTOO- inside: on my ass
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OUT OF STOCK#028 NERD- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK #098 CONGRATS MOFOS- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK#106 TANKED- inside: especially when we’re getting tanked together
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#095 HOLD inside: your hand is still the best one to hold.
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OUT OF STOCK #045 FART- inside: we laughed and farted all the way home.
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#006 SISTER- inside: you are a bitch and i love you
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#099 F’N MARRIED- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK#086 RAINBOWS- inside: blank
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#105 DAUGHTER- inside: you are a bitch and I love you.
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OUT OF STOCK#080 LAST BF- inside: blank
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#018 WALKING- inside: then have sex all night
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#012 SOUL MATES- inside: blank
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#071 HB MOFO- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK#029 YEAR OLDER- inside: but you can barely notice
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#090 INTERESTING MAN- inside: interesting as in weird. Happy Birthday!
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#073 SLUGS- inside: unlike you. Happy Birthday!
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OUT OF STOCK#093 MORE LIKE YOU- inside: until I found out how old you were. happy birthday nonetheless
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#063 LICK- inside: let’s get naked and lick each other!
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#103 F’N PREGNANT!- inside: blank
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#102 F’N DIVORCED- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK#092 OH LIFE- inside: blank
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#047 PARTNER- inside: and i’m sorry
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OUT OF STOCK!!!#017 SMILE- inside: blank
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#020 FUNNY INSIDE- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK#083 THANK YOU- inside: blank
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#014 MONKEYS- inside: blank
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#009 SQUIRRELS- inside: i would gather nuts for you
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#057 BOBCAT- inside: i would disembowel you with tenderness
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#010 PILLOW- inside: will you please come over?
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OUT OF STOCK!!!#019 I MISS YOU X 3- inside: blank
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001 JUST MET- inside: but i want to chew on your ass
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#004 I HEART YOU- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK #066 BELATED- inside: self absorption sure is time consuming
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#030 PUNK- inside: you are a punk and i love you
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#048 BRO- inside: you stink and i love you
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#044 CANOE- inside: blank (Copy)
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#013 F’D UP- inside: blank
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OUT OF STOCK#008 MAD- inside: it’s that simple
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#067 GOD- inside: congratulations!
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OUT OF STOCK!!!#046 GO FUCK YOURSELF- inside: you seem to be handling this very well
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